Swept up in one hell of a tornado

I ended up in the dark side of Oz w/out a yellow brick road.
I am a lion with/out courage, a scarecrow with her head stuck up her a$$(this explains me lack of intelligence over the last few weeks) and a tin(wo)man who's lost her heart. I'm stuck watching what I eat for fear of turning into an ompa loompa. Maybe I'll be able to slay this internal Jabberwalkey and escape this hell hole of a wonderland.

If only I could click my Tim DeBoom Tri Fly's 3 times and wake up from this nightmare. There's no place like triathlon, there's no place like triathlon, there's no place like traithlon.....

I'll be on a blogging hiatus until I find my heart and soul.....

"Damn...I'm broke, my feet hurt" - Ice Cube Down for Whatever

"It's so much pain, migraine, headache I can hear the bones break" - Ice Cube Natural Born Killaz

"Always do your best, don't let the pressure make you panic
And when you get stranded
And things don't go the way you planned it" - Tupac - Me Against The World

"You didn't think it was going to be that easy did you?
Yea, for a moment there....I kind of did." - Kill Bill theme song

"Like a heartbeat, drives you mad
In the stillness of remembering
What you had, And what you lost
Ooooh, say what you had, you know what you lost" - Fleetwood Mac -Dreams

"You were my thrills, you were my pills
You dropped a bomb on me
You turn me out, you turn me on
You turned me loose, then you turned me wrong" - Gap Band - You Dropped A Bomb On Me

What a wicked game you play
To make me feel this way
What a wicked thing to do
To let me dream of you - Chris Isaak - Wicked Game

"Sometimes I feel a little mad
But don't you know that no one alive
Can always be an angel
When things go wrong I seem to be bad
But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood" - The Animal - Misunderstood

"Oh, a storm is threat'ning
My very life today
If I don't get some shelter
Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away" The Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter

"I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher" - Johnny Cash - Ring Of Fire

"If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you be
There holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side with
My superhuman might
Kryptonite"
- 3 Doors Down - Kryptonite